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time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

(Source: stantanic, via osricschau)

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psychibb:

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puppy-dog-radcliffe:

wotcher-doctor:

alwaysvotesaxon:

squeetown:

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”


This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.
One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.

Holy Shit. This is why I love Daniel and think he’s the most brilliant actor of our time.

puppy-dog-radcliffe:

wotcher-doctor:

alwaysvotesaxon:

squeetown:

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”

This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.

One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.

Holy Shit. This is why I love Daniel and think he’s the most brilliant actor of our time.

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paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

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if you're going through hell, keep going.: goldshirts-tightpants: sadspockpanda: abed-nadeer: sadspockpanda: for...

goldshirts-tightpants:

sadspockpanda:

abed-nadeer:

sadspockpanda:

for the Star Trek boyband AU: HIT SONGS

  • I Want U Back (in the med bay so I can finish this exam)
  • Our Luv is Highly Illogical
  • R U A Nuclear Wessel (bcuz I’ve been Searching 4 U)
  • I’m in Love With the Gorn Next Door
  • I Khan’t Believe It
  • Hotter Than the Sand On Vulcan

with all new songs such as

  • (They’ll Have To) Enterprise Me Away From U
  • I Knew U Were Tribble
  • Lovin U Pon Farr Away

Also including tracks from their latest CD:

  • Baby If U Were the Prime Directive, I Wouldn’t Ignore U
  • I Cannae Deny the Laws of Attraction
  • What The Hell, Give Me a Hail
  • I’m A Doctor, Not Ur Boyfriend
  • Our Love Was Like a Redshirt (Destined to Die)

if anyone asks why i love the star trek fandom im gonna direct them to this post

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